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1. NRK

Anything...that you need, NRK....will succeed
Everything...is always free, two for you, fifteen for me
NRK...what you wanna do, NRK...what you wanna do
You can live...you can be, NRK will set you free
In my dreams...I just see, the sweet mess of NRK
NRK...what you wanna do, NRK...what you wanna do
Anything...that you need, NRK...Sets you free
In my dreams, all I see, the sweet mess of NRK
NRK...what you wanna do, NRK...what you wanna do

2. Tramp Stamp

Well she was considering adding some ink
tween her crop top and low rider jeans
a heart with a tail and some wings colored pink
would be the cause of some delightful scenes
something like, wisdom, honor and truth
..with a little Hello Kitty on the side
Well the lady want a tramp stamp
yeah the lady want a tramp stamp
yeah the lady want a tramp stamp
She's just a little tiny girl trying to be a va-vamp
she wanted a fine killer Kanji design
and she'd checked out some Mandarin too
everybody she'd pass would check her out and ask 
 if all of the rumors were quite possibly true
she wanted fall 7 times get up 8
although it caused her considerable pain
But the words that she read in the mirror too late
was a recipe for chicken chow mein
I said excuse me, ahhh chicken chow mein
There was no MSG added
Well the lady got a tramp stamp
yeah the lady got a tramp stamp
yeah the lady got a tramp stamp
And I nearly got a cramp trying to check out her vamp
well the rumors are true and now she's feeling cool
and her new flaming tat is so hot
it's the latest design, a long flowing vine
insert coins into the slot
T-R-A-M-P-S-T-A-M--------P

3. Happy

From the beginning of time
a decision in mind, you can either choose
sad, or choose Happy... I choose Happy
When I'm pushed and when I'm squeezed
When I'm forced to my knees
I say pretty please, give me more
And when I'm so downhearted
And I can't get it started
I go to the Happy store...
Cause sometimes you just gotta get away
Find some kind of medicine
to make me Happy, I'm so Happy
And when I'm burned and when I'm teased
When I'm setup and fleeced
And robbed of the things I adore
When it can't get no sadder
I just scale up a ladder
Until I begin to soar...
Cause sometimes, it's like skating
On a razor blade
Your kind of medicine
Can make me feel this way
Happy, yeah I'm so Happy

4. We Cannot Change

Sunday's, that we, spent together
Something, says we won't last long
I hoped, our love, would be forever
Looks like I was wrong
Ooo we've been round this wheel before
...Always ended up on the floor
Someday, I hope, for a better tomorrow
What if, we cannot change?
A-noth-er spoke, in a wheel full of sorrow
Rolling down a rut filled with pain
Ooo we've been on this wheel before
 are we heading for the door?
Ooo, I still love you
Ooo, don't want to see you cry
Hoping so much you
Don't want to say goodbye
Sunday's, that we spent together
what if, we cannot change?

5. Interstellar Diplomat

I'm just here to rock it, don't know my way around
No change in my pocket, a stranger in this town
This here ain't my home planet, Somebody beamed me down
Then they unplugged my socket, don't know my way around

I'm just people, something happened to my brain
I'm not evil... just insane

An interstellar diplomat, with a shirt and tie
An inconsiderate, semi-ordinary guy
My ship sprung a leak, and busted up the stereo
Oh won't you please show me, a which a way to go

I had a dream today, I was the president
Then went immediately, and raised the country's rent
Took all my siphoned dough, a down to fifty-one
Bought me the Mother ship, now I'm on the run

I'm just here to rock it, don't know my way around
No change in my pocket, a stranger in this town

6. Escapade

Way down in Arizona, high on a saprophyte
I had an escapade on a blazing desert night
The boon-docker band was playin'
ìRock and Roll Hoochie Koo
a keg of dynamite just waiting for a fuse.. when you set
Rock in motion,  a potent potion
A mixture of pleasure and pain
Rock will own you, maybe stone you
And lead the weak astray
Back at the crazy party, the band they were ablaze
Fingers spitting fire and the crowd was getting crazed
The singer he was absolutely, checking out the local chicks
When he stole my Calistoga then went to get his kicks... he told me
Rock and Rollers, they just soldiers
In a war for debauchery
They'll bag your water, steal your daughter
And get back up onstage and play 
Woke up in a poor condition, the sun beating on my face
A solitary cactus seemed to long for my embrace
I conjured up the party, a seismic jamboree
Then I recollected what that rocker said to me, he told me
Rock and Rollers, they just soldiers
In a war for debauchery
They'll bag your daughter, steal your water
And get back up onstage and play 

7. The Ballad of Juan Motie

On the farthest side from Heaven
Full of hatred and defeat
The wretched foursome shadow
A Picasso of the street... 
and his name is Juan Motie
They said he had it coming
And his life was near complete
A lovelorn illustration 
Scrawled across the street... 
With letters 10 feet high
Lupe plus Juan Motie
They chased him till the morning
And found him where he'd fell
A deadly mastication
From an angry cascabel
Like the raindrops falling
Pounding sympathetic beats
The young men hear the calling
Picasso of the Street...
But here it's do or die
Just ask Juan Motie

8. The Rumblin'

Watching while the day divides in two
Waiting for the sun to fade away
Thinking while the earth spins out of view
Does it really matter anyway?
Shading the sunlight from my eyes
Hoping that the shadows will erase
All the revolution in the skies
See it disappear without a trace
Who knows what will be with tomorrow
You better learn to steal, beg or borrow
Something's coming... I hear the drummin'
Something's coming ... I feel the rumblin'
Something's coming this way
Yesterday a storm began to brew
And I wish there were a hiding place
But even if we knew just what to do
The wisdom would just get in our way
You better look over your shoulder
This party will soon be all over
Something's coming...

9. Testify

I wanna Testify, I just got to buy
I want it, I need it. I can't get enough of it
All hope was lost,  All time just stopped, 
my eyes just popped  when I saw you
Looking so sweet, I couldn't keep
 my eyes from  the sweetness of the view
With your coquettish smile, Oh so sweet and dreamy
Is that your original dial? Oh, I'm getting squeemy
I want it, I need it. I can't get enough of it
And now it shows, that's how it goes
Everyone knows, that I want you
And there ain't a thing can impede
My need for the sweetest love of you
I saw you a week ago, Well I got in early
But when I e-sniped you away, I felt kinda dirty

10. Alice

Let me tell you about Alice
There was no fallacy when it
Came to her love for me
Let me tell you about Alice
She had a beau named Daddy Joe
And they were kickin' it in Marin
In a Volkswagen yo, they had a camper van 
Fishing rig with a boat, used to pinch our cheeks
Tell us how big we'd grown
Let me tell you about Alice
Abuelita, Abuelita
She would give a kiss with pride
Eyes so wide, like she was 
On a motorcycle ride
She would scream with fright
Squeal with delight, squeeze so tight
It would hurt my side
Let me tell you about Alice

11. Slob

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